How to have breakfast with Daddio when he isn't home.
First with Mom's help break out the frying pan and beat up some scrambled eggs. Let Mom cook up a round egg patty while you break out the pepperoni slices and grated cheddar cheese. After Mom slaps it on your plate decorate your egg to look like your own very special Daddio.
Sit down, say grace, grab a fork and show no mercy. Go right for Daddio's left eye and stick it!!
Then move down to enjoy the yummy cheesy tidbits from Daddio's beard.
Now since you've chowed down on Daddio's left eye - stick his nose by attacking from the left so he doesn't see it coming.
Enjoy, eat everything on your plate and wash down with some healthy orange juice. Stay tuned to learn how to turn your Daddio into a fishstick for supper.
